My Fork Present

A gift from my sister:

fork art

will post some personal fork art soon

Fork Haiku

the summer
doldrums result in
low fork use

I used a fork today,

Oh Boy...

Fork Usage

There has not been a great deal of it lately.

Fish

Having forks around in abundance is good for when you bring salmon for lunch because the salmon gets really messy and smelly if you eat it with your hands.

Actually, you get really messy and smelly if you eat salmon with your hands.

But not if you have forks.

Superheros

Spiderman - Adam
Batman - David Mele
Superman - Jonathan Boxerman
Robin - Victor
Hulk - Bruce!
Wonder Woman - Heather
Zorro - ???

The forks are lonely

Nobody is interested in them.

Alas.